Two for the Price of One

I was playing a game starring Mario, Luigi, and Koopa, set in a house that was much too big for them (like the stage in SUPER MARIO LAND 2, only 3-D). Bowser [Koopa]'s goal was apparently to jump up and down on tables to punch holes in them so they'd sink. A female player or character also questioned why Luigi, despite being the younger brother, had a larger and bushier mustache.

I was Sano from Ruro-Ken, and I was staying at a modern gym for training. For some reason, I couldn't find the men's locker room, until I realized that it was one of the places through which I'd rampaged looking for it.

Edit (2008.06.25): Apparently old habits die hard. I haven't been interested in such video games since before I grew a brain, after all. I don't know where they would've gotten the idea to give a generic dog name to a turtle—perhaps he's supposed to be a rock star (as his courses' BGMs in MARIO KART games suggest). Of course, even in countries where they voice the "é" as in the original French, it wouldn't be that way, but we all know that American translators are crazy Germans.

Edit (2008.06.26): Maybe it wasn't all because of that crazy American video game I bought from arifyn; this may also have contributed.