Pick Your Poison

My readership appears to be at an all-time high (apparently at least two regulars!), but I've accumulated quite a lot of stuff during its absence, to say nothing of my sloth and the fact that I've built up a lot of new things due to year's-end-and-beginning splurging. So, I'd like to see if you have any requests or suggestions. What I've got in the works is as follows:

[A-Ko 2 ...; 3 Cinderella Rhapsody; Kanketsuhen]
3 (-sama-zuke, jealousy iron lining, o-N_-sama)

[At This Rate, I'll Never Be the British Prime Minister's Chauffeur]
Band (ear)
Stuck
Whistling/singing
"Dancing Mad" <http://archlords.livejournal.com/104796.html>
"Flight of the Boryci"

[怪しのコミックス]
SCAPE-GOD (weird but oddly meaningful?; secrets of Bush admin; gozu/mezu)
Kaibutsu-san (more ero-gro, but with men this time; plot saved until end)

[B計劃]
Differences (AI, Soldier, Xenosaga I–II; humans: everyman or individual?, neutral or chaotic?)
Lanky
RAGNAROCK CITY, Vandread, etc. (reproduction)
Zodiac (Srutt 13th, doesn't like rat and water, does like Third Trine, dodecagram; too many?)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_structure
Problems with current astronomy and FOBE

[Chamber of Commercials]
Trailer <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjmgs7l0wt8> and Actors Studio <http://www.bravotv.com/inside_the_actors_studio> <http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0513851/> <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwwil-9ouk4> guys on least stupid Geico CMs
<http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/show_ia> Mark Dacascos ("To the test!", throwing Japanese sword not capoeira/karate/kung fu, not good drink judge)
AARP, Sleep on It
Flash Focus (ref noise <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whkom9dvpao>; no stuntwoman <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca8wyrveu-8>) <http://mizuno-youko.livejournal.com/67644.html> <http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/?p=852>
Assembly lines (Outback Steakhouse, but mainly XM <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txro71fseq8> vs. underwear <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyuoeyo79oo>)
Cadillac (hammer and nail <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzeic6al55g>)
Captain Morgan (a la JEOPARDY! <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6utavgbymee>)
Belvedere <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vqit-c8fc0>
Let's do this <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u15hmemp2qc>

[Chasing History]
Sensationalism
Full Metal Jacket
Organized crime
Cooperative Freemasons
Colbert, Gingrich, Pelosi

[血の繋がり]
...

[ChokoMimi 2 "Ishin Denshin" "Mikazuki no Brooch"; ...]
Male speech patterns only in comics
Too much Andrew
Watashi

[Colorless Splash]
Cow Level (Alliance and Horde, non-green <http://s160.photobucket.com/albums/t198/archlords/?action=view&current=notexactlyasintended.jpg>)
Abdiel (clanz, can't publish anyway; costs of color printing?)
Homuncupunk (blue/brown eyes, orange (255)/gray (170 to contrast with Angel's 85) coats)
AnthraXX (black and white, except side story)
Labcoats
Olive skin?
Problems with skin color in AnthraXX
Character profiles with color pictures
Also comment on kantō color
Some other problem?

[Come Mr. Tally-Man, Tally Me First-Born Sons]
Don't use d20 Modern or True20 <http://true20.com/> (latter lacks name-dropping <http://true20.com/licensing/>)
Phaaaa-raoh, pha-a-a-raoh

[Curiosity Killed (Not Literally) the Untermensch]
...

[Daughter of Necessity]
Subtitle glasses <http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/article/0,28804,1677329_1678427_1678437,00.html>
Book thingy <http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/article/0,28804,1677329_1677980_1677970,00.html>—but hasn't happened with digital media

[Debriefing（仮）]
Poorly prepared
Trying to try weird stuff
Simpler system
Micro Machines, Battle Packs, Galactic Heroes, LEGO blasters

[Drama Queens]
Misnomer
the L word too real because of English and issues?; Exes and Ohs <http://mizuno-youko.livejournal.com/63736.html>; plenty of movies; no hurry for Western stuff (longer life because no need to translate (whine about separate subtitle files); even reasonable to legally buy, but would be even less likely to watch)
Ren'ai Shindan, etc.

[Élitism（仮）]
Able Learner, Diverse Background, Educated/Well Read, Skill Focus, other skill-bonus feats
Scouts (expert, warrior if not elf or gnoll but wants bows; Guerrilla Scout, Guerrilla Warrior)
Mix-and-match (expert for ninja/ranger/rogue/scout, warrior for barbarian/fighter/ranger/samurai)
Bloody multiclassing penalties
Equipment packages
Problematic CRs

[...（仮）]
Juri, Shiori/Kaori

[...（仮）]
41st Millennium
Iron Kingdoms

[...（仮）]
Why not Shadowfax?
Elros
S-S-S
Dunland weapons
Noticed Damrod
Cooking
Not Elfhelm?*
Witch-king's weapons*
Emotional impact
*Look up

[...（仮）]
East Asia

[...（仮）]
Cain Series (pseudo-psychology, pseudo-poisons, Allegra/Alexis vs. Alexia/Alfred)
I・Я・I・A: Tougher to kill than Ahhnold (see Watsuki's liner notes), interesting worldview, incidental yuri (spoiler), not chauvinistic (only did character plans)
Shōjo Sect

[...（仮）[二つ詣で]]
TIME <http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1689233,00.html>
Japanese (Christianity/Shintō/Zen)

[...（仮）]
Combat (Hōshin Engi, RuroKen, BLEACH, etc.)
Themes
Merge with "Fanboy Hammer"?

[...（仮）]
<http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/1752.html>
Old rules harder to get
Rules should be improved, background should be expanded
<http://archlords.livejournal.com/118259.html>

[...（仮）[There Is Method to My Madness]]
Chauvinistic blinders

[...（仮）]
Bad timing (×2)
Red shirt
Black Day

[...（仮）]
Subscription to friends pages?, individual tags
Look by multiple tags
Adult content

[...（仮）]
http://www.jconline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080124/OPINION02/801240306/1100/OPINION02

[...（仮）]
Rururu to Sasara no Oshiete☆Sensei: Boku wa Onna no o-Bocchama (Onna no o-Bocchama; no expressions except when speaking; female voices; 「アメリカ人じゃないので、指を差されても腹は立たないが」; Dom; urinal)
Sapphism no ____ ~an epic~ THE CASE OF H.B POLAR STAR (not for enjoyment, but still grotesque/out-of-place; hall monitor easiest; music split)

[The Fanboy Hammer]
Fan community
Fred "Mary Sue" Gallagher
Japanese terms (pants <http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/comic.php?current=983>, subtitle; yōsei Nihon-go <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/glomp>)
Finally found reason (don't need combat (Ruro-Ken, BLEACH, Airmaster, CLAYMORE) anymore)
Copycat: Outside frames, side text, ..., boxless text?, not excessive bold

[Have No Strings to Your Bow]
1:60
Dwarf Bolt Thrower <9947020511104>?

[Here We Are on the Set . . .（仮）]
Black beholder <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72lq6w2w_tu&feature=related>, Russian tiefling <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uqfpujrzwo>
Hobbit gnome
Video responses that are just words <http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/4ask/20080110a> <http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/4ask/20080111a>?

[ほしのこえ（仮）]
<http://archlords.livejournal.com/2005/01/07/>
Cue-ball
Less iron?
Difference between waterlines and Skyline less than elevations throughout Earth, so probably no breathing problems
Greenhouse effect (check previous)?
Dumbass mixed up lunar eclipse with new moon
Month longer to make Wedding Nights (taken from AnthraXX) rarer
Moon with dark spot (mare?) in upper right (tidally locked)

[Index Astartes: Eye of the Storm]
Related to lost Frateris Templars?
Mk1 for Scouts
Mk2 loincloths
Symbols (pre-aquila)
Prætorians (contrary to standard High Gothic)
Belief of not showing face similar to Redemption, but not belief of recruits, as original homeworld lost
Also honour Girlieman as High Lord
Triskaidekaphilia
Rearming priorities
Segmentum Obscurus near Storm of the Emperor's Wrath—fought Vacuna
Keeps disassembled Thousand Sons for advice
Support from Stormblades, Storm Hammers, Stormswords; Blitzens, Thunderers (no detachment?); Lightnings, Thunderbolts; Storm Troopers
Sombre: See, but Don't Be Seen
Drawback: Faithful unto Death

[I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own]
Disclaimer
A-B drift
Audience

[It's so RAYON!!]
...

[Jocasta Complex]
MY TACTICAL MUM, Minami-ke <http://community.livejournal.com/daily_yuri/499299.html>, TenKin/Cain
"In many Third World countries, because of the taboo and very sensitive nature of the subject, people do not talk openly about it. Hence victims of incestuous abuse, especially children, will often not desire to talk with authorities or get help."
Cannibalism <...>
Comparative frivolity of rape
Religion promotes morality in general, but has idiosyncracies
Left-wing counterpart to O'Reilly/"Colbert" since too lazy to read and no informed folk with whom to converse

[感想（仮）]
*BLEACH 10–17, 19–20 (100; 砕蜂 ____-Fung; bomb)
Big Brain Academy (reality TV; weight fluctuations like Ms. Peters; no stupid recognition, but time limits)
*Brain Age (vs. arifyn; parsing; Read Aloud and Speed Counting; sūdoku; physical; sequel; southpaw)
CHAINMAIL BIKINI (opposite problem <http://www.feartheboot.com/comic/default.aspx?c=14>; d20 minus mitigating factors <http://www.feartheboot.com/comic/default.aspx?c=23>)
CLAYMORE 1–6 (tights, stiff but fast; starts off slow; odd story structure; hambetsu)
*Darths & Droids (GURPS man trying to parody d20)
Diamond9! (fourth batter?; doping; odd premise; fickle Yuzuriha)
*DM of the Rings (anachronistic speech; grinning pipe shot <http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=673;>; checklist <http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=788>; legitimate grievances (attacks of opportunity <http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=792>, need certain classes <http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=887>, encumbrance <http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=984>) with exception <http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1091>; low-level <http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=796>!?, <http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=900>; naming <http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=854>; speed of plot <http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=889>; low-budget <http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=905>; already beaten dare <http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=906>; stats <http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1080>; chaotic act? <http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1189>; again, sea as artificial environment <http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1212>; no reference to Núrn <http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/n%c3%barn>; tough cookie who sleeps in armour <http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1286>; not ideal storyline for PCs (wargames did well, but FFX ripoff uses new side characters); extended scenes)
Gakuen Like Love Life (white uniforms and colored pants)
*GIRL FRIENDS 1+ (slow; bad part)
Hatsukoi no Kyōyū (oops)
<http://www.mlcsmith.com/strange/hatten/>
HAYATE CROSS BLADE (atashi vs. boku; foul-mouthed council; tsukkomi for Amachi's Japanese, Shidō's English; more D-Rankers <http://archlords.livejournal.com/149956.html> (with A TEAM!?); who replaces them?; note from other guy <http://community.livejournal.com/daily_yuri/494088.html>—rare to see other reader, but sadly wants it Westernized; bass×base); preview CD (Kibi-sama-gata made)
*HELLSING 8 (fast-paced?; background (Arucard, Iscariote); admiration for humans; thanking Walter?)
*honey & honey [deluxe] (realism; adoption)
High School Musical (caricatured villains (hats in school), sub-chara (model))
Itsu mo Issho ni 1 (...)
Machi-Kado Hana-Dayori (strange; ore-sama)
*Manic Graffiti <http://manic.comicgenesis.com/d/20050314.html>
MOTEMOTE N_CHAN 1 (polite)
*Na*na*ki! 2 (men and grim stuff)
Papaya-Gundan 1 (graphic; good lips!; multiplication not commutative; uses real term for role)
*pieta` 1–2 (not as caricatured as other; matter-of-fact, but not cartoony; boku/ware-ware)
PILGRIM JÄGER 2–6 (ridiculous numbers of characters; famous historical personages; reason for cross-dressing?; Buonarotti and Pfau)
*Ren'ai Shindan <http://www.tv-tokyo.co.jp/renai/> (<http://community.livejournal.com/daily_yuri/494688.html>; <http://bbs.uying.com/search.aspx?q=%e6%81%8b%e7%88%b1%e8%af%8a%e6%96%ad&author=&type=&time=0&con=0&order=0&ordertype=0&where=>; not sailor; no screencaps; ambiguous ending)
Seirō no Quaser 1 (urgh; grim despite premise; Eastern Orthodox)
*THE SIMPSONS MOVIE (strategic placement, space coyote, cameos)
*Suzumiya Haruhi no Yūutsu 1 (interesting narration (narrator in novels as well?) → tsukkomi-yaku; chichi-momi; foul trickery)
Tsuburara 1 (not gachi (compare Ai-Tama))
*VENUS VERSUS VIRUS 1–4 (adopted name)

ET CETERA 1–9 (eto; we don't have to show you any stinkin' realism; strange names; Kansai dialect of English; barely yuri; mighty fallen; loose ends)

Kitsune to Atori (Yaeka no Karte)
*YAEKA NO KARTE PRESENTS TAKEDA HINATA 1 (nothing special)

*Sakura no Kiwa 3 (rethought; laid-back)
*Transistor ni Venus 1?–7 (step up, but also man; semi-Asian names, address (siblings, honorifics))

STRAY LITTLE DEVIL 1 (predisposition; one frame (verbatim); not Abrahamic, but Zuu)
CHIBI DEVIL 1 (didn't recognize color; male; protagonist troubled, but not careful)

[こいつに教えてもらった]
...

[言葉遣い]
"Thanks" vs. "Su(m)imasen"
"You're welcome," "Dōn't touch your mustache"
Sarcasm
Honorifics/single names

494-7654

[Land of the Free]
Freedom of religion
Language compatibility

[魔々事]
Extra: Hero(ine) who's not user of usual special powers (compare forsaker)
Extra: ameiro–kohchakan–kandan (all over the place <http://archlords.livejournal.com/125596.html> like AliceQuartet <http://www.moonphase.jp/alicequartet/> (nothing special, except COMiC #20—something odd about being asked to eat effigy of oneself—but <http://blog.livedoor.jp/yuri_amagasa/archives/51789353.html>); not my cup of tea, as heroine doesn't hope for confession or requition (despite friends' jibes), but chainsaw moe!)

[MISCONCEPTIONS REVISITED]
<http://archlords.livejournal.com/115873.html>
Problems with <http://lotr.wikia.com/>
Also messed up hobbos and gobbos
Uruk
More specifics about Elf-races?; woodland stereotype
Hobbit, orc not capitalized (not true races?)
Also: Warhammer Goblinoids

[My Idea! Mine! Mine!（仮）]
<http://archlords.livejournal.com/162907.html>
<http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/1754.html>

[日本語オカシイよ おまえ]
Wasp, debris, dual, net, no diphthongs
Long vowels/consonants
Katana, wakizashi
No plurals
Y always consonant
Address

[追い討ち（仮）]
Ai's crossover friend
Bowser Coupe[a] <http://archlords.livejournal.com/171343.html>
Hillary Clinton?
Sunglasses <http://archlords.livejournal.com/174380.html> <http://archlords.livejournal.com/149020.html>

[お宅（仮）]
No yard
Darks and lights
Full load (washable knives, microwave cover)
Burritos, carrots, soup; no sodas, no corn
Just sufficient to download/watch videos; Safe computer chair, fixed volume

[[PLAUSIBLE]]
Overslept
Shirt
O-make
Seen episodes

[Revue（仮）]
Bill Clinton
Clintons, Giuliani
Hayashiya (old lady with living parents)
Nabatame (children (John Cusack, Helen Mirren))
Toyoguchi (most prominent lesbians surrounded by mostly platonic relationships)

[The Second Dimension（仮）]
...

[Second Son of Soong]
Camera
Corporal punishment
Quest limit
Tauren ranged weapons
The trouble with travels

[The Sincerest Form of Flattery]
Hack, but don't want to be the next Brooke Shields*
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/DAMNATUS-ban
http://oneirotsai.livejournal.com/121676.html
Too prominent?
Criteria, but no line <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/fair_use>
Not humor, but both definitions <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/parody>
Too lazy to actually read
Just black rose reference, as mentioned before <http://archlords.livejournal.com/57374.html>
Also ZLAY (Midvalley, Gackt), Riku/Isabel, Lilian (canine); Japanese speech patterns different
And that's all I have to say about that.*
In case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.*

[Soft Town]
History: Chosen for metaphysical, not geographical features; If you want it done right, get a dwarf to do it—thus now their home in exile (Barzak, Glorgyth, Nuradann)
Demographics: Humans (mostly Imperial), orcs (mostly half-), halflings (mostly lightfoot), dwarves (mostly hill), gnomes (mostly rock), elves (mostly half-), planetouched (apparently mostly aasimars)
Religions: Ambi?theos, Pantheos Dexter, Pantheos Sinister, Bolero, Ured (agreement with Pantheos church not to convert living citizens), halfling pantheon, gnome pantheon; other Demiurge-associated deities and Atheos persecuted by Pantheos Dexter; Hezrack and orc pantheon in Scarborough; dwarf and elf pantheons outside city limits
The Market: Biggest neighborhood, home to most business, halflings, Wakers, gnomes; Maester Munster
The Old City: Mausolea and sewers, run by dwarves of Ured (rumored Barakkh too), could substitute for duergar mummy crypt; ironically, mostly human construction, but dwarves rebuild collapses in their own style, clan (what happened to previous home? or offshoot sent here?) graves in most heavily rebuilt area (from disaster?); poor all in one mound
Scarborough: Half-orcs can get pre-confirmed passage from courts; otherwise, often harassed by gate guards; most buildings connected; sewer entrances to Old City bricked up; gangs replace tribes; wererats
The Triangle Palace: Embassies (dwarven king now living there)
The Guild of the Black Hand: Based in Scarborough, but has other locations, particularly in Old City; Orcs & Humans (some halflings, but few dwarves/elves/gnomes/goblinoids); leader unknown, but enforcers Maim and Rend legendary; assassins form highest tier; rumored to also have labyrinthine training/execution area with minotaurs; devotees to Pantheos Sinister, Ambi?theos, Bolero, Hezrack
Day Watch: Calls on citizens to help
Night Watch: Mostly dwarves, stereotyped as sinister
Albert's Locks: Heavy garrison of dwarves
The Emerald Crown: Structures not tolerated; also royal hunting grounds
The Killing Field: Orcs not near here due to low ground

["Strange" Is a Relative Term（仮）]
Multimedia
Text editing/capitalization
Noses!
Sound effects
First sex scenes with men, then removed
Japango (uchujin, names)
Christianity
Peter Pan
Flip-floppers (characters and author (retcons <http://www.tcj.com/276/i_tmoore.html>))
Two chauvinistic When Harry Met Sally references in one book
Interviews show similarities (misandry, chauvinism), but key difference: he looks at real people
Not labeling

[Tetragrammaton]
Anointed: Ascetics (celibate and teetotalers in most denominations), morality, temperance, virtue paradox; females better servants, due to loyalty (society made them nurturers rather than aggressors); also good priests now due to animic strength
Great Lord: Medicine
Old One-Eye: Cunning, chaotic combat (unlike furies)
Dread Queen: Feared rather than worshipped

[Tit-Bits（仮）]
"Shy" more cowardly than "introverted"
Live modeling
Yuri×Yuri Kembunroku 1st mistaken (but legality not focus anyway)

[To Infinity and Beyond（仮）]
Depp? (not demented, Victor/Victoria)
Too perfect

[ÜNTERMENSCHチェック！]
<http://archlords.livejournal.com/172646.html>
Secretary Raphael!
Normal-looking (except hakama and arched eartails)
Kansai dialect
BL authors in yuri comics (also Shimai no Hōteishiki, Papaya Gundan, Apple Day Dream)
A boy/girl
カカト (not drop kick or heel drop)
副担 (three-legged race; higher-ranking (speech patterns), can become tannin next year)
養護教諭 (Har_ Gu)
二頭身

[Üntermenschは外、福は内]
Sell old Skaven, Space Marines
Hiding due to immorality

[Wakeboarding（仮）]
Citizens all have certified Ignan or Infernal bloodlines, including gnome inventors; those stripped of citizenship may have horns, etc. amputated
Streets turned to glass? by fire elementals, magmins, salamanders, thoqquas; most esteemed slaves are leatherworkers who make shoes with good traction and ventilation
Continual flame standard
Long-ranged camelry with sabers
Elves (grayish skin from drow blood?) combine Middle-Eastern nomads with American ones (headcloths with feathers, robes with patterns, etc.)
Scalpers away from foothills mostly half-orcs and humans
Mongrel Gulch ledges expanded from existing ones, using bones from dragon graveyard (fights between blues and brasses; Ophiuchius nearby?) as supports for clay
Also fire giant allies in northern Teeth

[WAR（仮）]
Blambot licenses, lack of special characters (add accents by hand?); some Pro Fonts may have them, but not allowed to be used(?)
Usability <http://scripts.sil.org/cms/scripts/page.php?site_id=nrsi&item_id=gentium_basic> <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/old-licenses/gpl-2.0.html>?
Multicultural background (bad handwriting)
No main comics, but possibly Mése'ta or FOBE

[我自身の事を我が判らん訳あるまい？]
Ambidexterity
Chinese ("Auntie")
Dexterity
Gluttony
Hate hate hate hate
Hayashiya, Miyashita, Sakura, Morinaga, Reynolds, Akamatsu
Impulse buy/can't resist a deal
Make JEOPARDY!, not WHEEL OF FORTUNE
Michael Corleone, Alfredo Pacino
Not metrosexual (too lazy, not real lipstick)
Wisdom

[私フェチ]
Voyeurism
Cheesecake
Sex (no more than FARSCAPE or STRANGERS IN PARADISE?)
Polygyny
Rank difference

[What We've Got Here Is Failure to Communicate]
Emotionless humans
Merge with "言葉遣い"?

[Word Up（仮）]
Ass, bastard, damn, hell(uva)
Bloody
Exceptions (polite stereotype)
Rude not to be chauvinistic; have been adding "Ms." to first-name-like usernames